Adult Alpha Centauri Alien Mask

Description

Time for the InvasionAt first, you were merely planning a fact-finding mission. But then you landed on this strange blue marble and discovered that the creatures here are incomprehensible. They keep calling you “E.T.” and have the most bizzare customs, like calling the liquid produced by an oat “milk,” even though it didn’t come from an animal. Clearly, they need a better ruling system. They will hail your reign with gladness. Product DetailsBe the first of your kind to visit Earth in this Alpha Centauri Alien Mask for Adults! This space visitor mask covers your entire head and neck area and is molded to look like a snarling, skeletal extraterrestrial with big black eyes, and silvery teeth. The back of the head resembles bluish membrane stretched over exposed brain matter. View ports let you see where you’re going. Very FriendlyThese Earthlings do not seem to be taking your invasion seriously. Instead, they keep saying bizarre things like, “Cool mask!” and inviting you to parties. It is annoying, but kind of nice. You can postpone the hostile takeover until after this round of karaoke.