Adult Bowser Headpiece
$29.99
Do you feel like kidnapping a princess? Wear this Adult Bowser Headpiece and all you have to do is watch out for Mario.
Description
Alright, so you’re into princess kidnapping. It’s not really our thing, but hey – we don’t exactly love it when people judge our Real Housewives addiction or our crippling decoupage hobby, either, so. Live and let live, brother!But also, it should be said that if you want to continue to attempt to kidnap Princess Peach (technically, though, she’s not a child, so the correct term is “abduction”), you’re gonna have to get better at it. You’ve been attempting this abduction since 1985, and we gotta tell you – it’s like you can’t even learn from your own mistakes. Those Italian plumbers thwart you every time, just by using the same exact moves! So let’s get wise to the game, bro…and the first step is upgrading your general appearance with this Adult Bowser Headpiece. When you look good, you feel good, and when you feel good, you do good! (“Good” being, y’know, successfully abducting and hiding away an autonomous creature, which is maybe different from the general public’s definition of “good”, but let’s just save that moral argument for another time, kay?)
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