Darth Vader Breathing Device

$14.99

Imagine saying, Luke I am your father, in a squeaky voice. That shouldn’t…couldn’t… wouldn’t happen. Do yourself a favor get a Darth Vader Breathing Device! It’ll make life so much easier.

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The path to power is paved with long years of study and practice. For some, that means an arduous road of discipline and silent contemplation. For others, it means actually using that power that you’ve worked so hard to gain! For one of the most enigmatic figures in all of the galaxy, Lord Vader, it wasn’t too difficult a choice. Quiet reflection while your favorite gal might meet her own doom or fighting to claim what is rightfully yours and protect those you love!? Well, fear might have indeed lead to anger and ultimately the dark side, but at least Darth Vader has his health! … Er… wait…So, perhaps health is a bit of an issue, but not all is lost. It is as they say: we can rebuild him; we have the technology! We’re pretty sure that was a different guy, but the idea still works. Now that you’ve got yourself all suited up, all you need is a device to help you breathe… because even Sith Lords need that. Have an easier time with this Darth Vader Breathing Device. Easily attaching to your existing Darth Vader mask, you’ll be able to keep yourself convincingly alive with the press of a button. Of course, there are going to be some heavy breathing sounds that make you seem a little more dangerous, but we suspect that you’ll be just fine with that… feature.

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