Women’s Vampire Wig

$19.99

Rather than lock yourself up in a castle like those ugly vampires, it’s time to put on a women’s vampire wig and head out on the town.

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One thing vampires love is the night life. Since they can’t go out during the day, vampires have to naturally get all of their errands done at night, whether it’s hitting up the grocery store, dropping something off at the post office, or doing a bit of socializing. And maybe you’re under the impression that because they’re out when it’s dark, vampires don’t need to put much effort into their appearance, but that’s completely wrong! If anything, appearance is even more important because of the lack of socializing time. So what’s a busy vampire to do? Try and schedule a stylist who works after sunset? Please! It’s hard enough making it to the bank ever. But a wig would be just the trick! Besides, everyone is always expecting vampires to show up being all sexy and provocative, but sometimes you just want to go out and relax. Let go of all those expectations. This vampire wig is just the trick. It’s still got the sexy locks you’d expect of a vampire, including some fire red highlights, but it means you’ll be ready to bump into anyone when you go out, whether your vampire friends or your next victim. You’ll look so good, your victim will just straight up offer you their neck. You deserve to feel beautiful, even if you are the cursed undead.

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