Are you ready to rule the night with your horde of Vikings? A night raid is a surefire way to make sure that your reiving is successful, so make sure that you are equipped to lead your warriors with this …
It’s mission time. You might not have the years of training and experience that your favorite action hero or video game character brings to the table, but that’s no reason you can’t look just like them when you wear this …
Well, well, well. Look what washed up on the shore. It’s a Jellyfish! And this time, it’s not just any old creature of the sea that found itself on the sandy coast. This time it’s you, because you chose this …
Rock ‘n RollWe’ll admit it: if we could, we would still be living in the 80s rocking out with some big hair bands. We miss the days of short-in-the-front and party-in-the-back. We want some heavy metal, some sick guitar solos, …
Kingdom saving timeWho, oh who, is going to save the kingdom? These are truly trying times, and we need a new hero to rise up and save the realm! Got someone in mind? We’re sure hoping you do!Take a look …
The Hero We Need and Ask ForAfter another long day of fighting the Covenant and the Flood simultaneously, you head to the showers for a nice, long shower. Standing inside feels a little ridiculous since you leave the armor on, …
A cool dudeYou’ve known for a while what your next step in life was going to be. You’ve had enough of the cut and dry, frankly, it’s time to be a tad more flamboyant. And we don’t think there’s anything …
Notice all officers:A new tactical unit is being formed. Only best of the best need apply! Must have finished in 99th percentile in graduating class. Tip-top physical and mental condition required. Prerequisite four years expert-level weapon training.Do you think you …