Avocado LoveYeah, it’s a stereotype. We’ve heard it a million times now—millennials love avocado toast. So what? We can admit it. Few things taste as good as a bit of fresh avocado on a warm piece of toast. It’s a …
A Loyal FriendDogs are really amazing creatures. They are always happy to see you, no matter what. You can roll out of bed, having the worst hair day of all time and they’ll still look at you with those adoring …
Wit, Learning and WisdomThe Slytherin house gets in the wizard news more (for skullduggery) and the Gryffindor house boast the Boy Who Lived as its member, but the Ravenclaw house isn’t intimidated. Their members are known for their intelligence and …
I Vant a Good PurseMost handbags carry all of the usual suspects: Lip balm, car keys, money, sunglasses, and maybe a snack or two. This one can hold all of those, plus an undead monster, a forbidding castle, several succubus-type …
Fur? Darling, please!We are sick of it! Why does everyone assume that you’re some kind of villain when you wear an outfit that has Dalmatian patterns? It’s almost like some kind of conspiracy that everyone jumps to the conclusion that …
The Extra AceIf you want to win, it’s good to have an ace up your sleeve. At least, that’s what we’ve heard people say. But if you ask us, that seems a bit inconvenient if you ask us! What about …
Dig It?There’s always at least one person that wants to hound another about their accessorizing. The more unique the piece, the more this rings true. Luckily, you’ve come to us and we’re here to help bury any doubt about how …
From Hotel to HandbagSlimer has come a long way. When we first met the green guy, he was loitering around in The Sedgewick Hotel in New York City. He was mooching free meals and terrorizing the hotel staff, so naturally, …