Oh. My God. I’m totally buggin’.Don’t worry Cher, we tend to bug out sporadically too. Like for example, when guys wear baggy jeans so their boxers show. Ugh, as if! Like, we may be a traitor to our generation’ but …
Sweet ShepherdessAt first, this shepherdess gig seemed like a walk in the park! Your “uniform” is super flattering, and you planned to sunbathe in a warm, flower-filled meadow while all of those fluffy white cuties ate grass and played around …
Claws For CelebrationYou’re a real go-getter in the office; you pounce on every job, big or small, simple or complex. And the company notices your professional prowess! You were recently given a promotion, a new corner office, and a choice …
Things can get pretty wild around Halloween. All the zany creatures and crazies come out to play. There is almost no sense of order. If you’re anything like us you need at least a little bit of order to get …
Dee is our nominee for best friend of the year. We were always so jealous of Cher, not because she lived in a beautiful mansion with a computer controlled closet, but because she had a bestie like Dee. Hands down, …
Charms of the CharlestonWhen you dance do you wave your hands in the air, kick your legs out, and sing “bo-do-de-yo”? No? Hmm. Well, maybe the Charleston has had its day. The flapper’s dances might not have lasted through the …
These Boots Are Made For StalkingWhen vampires are out and about, do you think they tell their friends that they’re going for a walk? Oh no, they are much stealthier than that. Walking is too clumsy a word. Stalking insinuates …
Midnight JoyrideThere are a lot of misconceptions about this princess’s story. Yes, she did have a fairy Godmother but her Godmother did not insist that she leave the party at midnight. The lady was an adult, she got to the …